Maybe I've been too calm

Because you are not getting it at all.

Yes, I am using violence now
They say when the going gets tough
Only the tough get going

So it’s time for IRON HAND!

But before I start fighting, we have something for YOU.

The May Edition is Here

The last one was on Valentine’s and it was a success
And we’re back with another edition!

This time, we’re shaking things up and you MUST come correct!
You’re bringing the best you have to offer this time.

See ehn, if you dull this one, you go lose oh!
In short, you snooze, you lose!

Terms & conditions on the flyer above.
I know you’re in, so register below.

Na that aff toast you finish, time to quarrel!

Don’t you like better thing?
Don’t you want to go to the next level this year?

Abi dem no dey shout for you for village?
Haba! Is this how your December will bang?

You think it’s play? Oya answer this.

  • How many challenges did you do this year?

  • Your piggyvest commitment nkor?

  • Your monthly report and planning?

  • Business clinic on Tuesdays?

  • Visibility day on social media?

How many did you score?
Now is this the way you want to do again this year?

Abi it’s only PBD number you want?
Please tell us now oh!

Ehn before you beg me, I never give up
Even though you stubborn.

I go run am for you

I’ve been preaching WhatsApp shop since
And you’ve been dulling!

But I’m ready for you now.
I have limited slots to help you set it up.

No fear, no shake na 001 dey run am this time.
Just plug your details, and it’ll be done.

Honestly, things will be running sweet on WhatsApp even when you’re not available.

Just enter your details below

Next time, I’ll carry gun for you on top this matter oh
So start waking up sharp sharp!